THE NEXT CHRISTMAS CAROL:THE NEXT CHRISTMAS CAROL:
The night before Christmas, has come round again, But the sparklers don’t sparkle like they did way back when....... The GPs were top of the medical pile, Now they sit empty handed, in partial denial.
They’re still referred to as ‘coordinators of care,’ Whilst patients bypass them for specialists, where Their health plans permit this unbridled abuse, But the Festive lights blink, so let’s carve up the goose!
We’ll party and drink and pretend that next year, The NHI fixes our innermost fear!!!!
‘Cos its now 2018 and nothing is new The funders drive Porches.... New patients they woo With options that will make the CMS cry (If they understood them), in the blink of an eye!
“I’ll fix this with one secret stroke of my pen!” I wonder who said that? Bring on the wine and the hen! With stuffing left over from last year’s GPs Who were stuffed good and proper with executive ease!
We’ll service the sick of this beautiful nation For cash, or for honest and fair Capitation. We said once before in a previous carol, ‘Don’t try to short-change us, your health care’ll unravel”
We’ve all been good boys and got full CPD Qualicare certificates there, for all to see.
Some had “Tea with Forensics,” with a relevant quiver Others found all their invoices and showed not a shiver. Our members and shareholders never do cheat If they do, then they out, and that’s it, “Short and Sweet”!
Attend all our shows next year and you’ll see That learning is fun and is called CEE PEE DEE.
So, till next time we meet, if you’re still left in doubt, To what Qualicare does and what we’re about, Check our website docweb.co.za, You’ll see, It’s the network of choice both for you and for me!
Merry Christmas & a Happy 2019
Tony Behrman and the CPC/Qualicare team